• Sentient Loom
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    912 days ago

    So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

    • TurtlePower
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      312 days ago

      I haven’t tried them all, but I just gave my wife a Kraft Singles slice, and she is completely fascinated with it, going, “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?”

      • Sentient Loom
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        112 days ago

        It seems to have worked retroactively since she is now your wife.

        • TurtlePower
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          212 days ago

          Actually, I won her over with flowers…

          “You wanna smoke a bowl?”

          However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.

          • @Randomocity
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            112 days ago

            Are you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked

            • Sentient Loom
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              112 days ago

              Which cheese goes best with coffee?

              • @Randomocity
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                211 days ago

                Probably one that’s easy to mix in. Maybe a cheez whiz

    • @pkmkdz
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      212 days ago

      Bro tried them all but has skill issue