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minus-squareTurtlePowerlinkfedilink2•15 days agoActually, I won her over with flowers… “You wanna smoke a bowl?” However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.
minus-square@RandomocitylinkEnglish1•15 days agoAre you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked
minus-square@RandomocitylinkEnglish2•14 days agoProbably one that’s easy to mix in. Maybe a cheez whiz
Actually, I won her over with flowers…
“You wanna smoke a bowl?”
However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.
Are you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked
Which cheese goes best with coffee?
Probably one that’s easy to mix in. Maybe a cheez whiz