• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    112 days ago

    I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.

    • @Rekorse
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      211 days ago

      It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.