• @[email protected]
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    810 days ago

    She should just hold her hand up while he’s speaking and count the lies. Then call them out one at a time.

    I should have to be a absolute master to be able to remember all his lies in real time though too so his lies have lies have lies. Shit

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 days ago

      I don’t think she has enough fingers unless she is counting in binary, even for two minutes at a time.

      • ThePowerOfGeek
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        210 days ago

        She should smuggle a little whiteboard and a dry erase marker onto the stage. And strike a line on the whiteboard each time he lies. If Trump can use a marker during an official presidential event to clumsily (and incompetently) predict where a hurricane will hit, she should be able to use in during a debate.

        Sure the board would be full within a few minutes. But at least this way she’d have a better way of showing the volume of lies he spews.

        Plus it would drive him fucking insane, which would be hilarious to watch.

        • Em Adespoton
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          310 days ago

          That’s why there’s a “no props” rule.

          And the no mic rule means she can’t call him on them in real time.

          Is there a rule stating she can’t have an earpiece and a team feeding her information though?

    • Sabata
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      29 days ago

      Hands are simply not equipped to count that hard.