• @FeatherConstrictor
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    64 days ago

    I KNOW it’s not good, I KNOW my shtummy will hurt after, but I don’t remember ever trying taco bell in my life and I am so insanely curious about it. There are none nearby where I live and I don’t drive. It’s been ages that I’ve had this burning curiosity. I already decided that once I get to go I will be ordering a crunchwrap (idk the menu but this is the item I hear the most people talk about).

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      104 days ago

      Imagine something that looks and tastes like dogfood but still somehow releases the happy chemicals when you eat it

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      4 days ago

      I can’t believe this. Are you Amish? Someone needs to make a documentary of taking you on a trip to Taco Bell. I would watch that. Hell Taco Bell would probably fund it for promotional purposes.

      It would be like this generations Supersize Me. They could call it Grande Size Me.

      • @FeatherConstrictor
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        13 days ago

        Nope, just a Canadian who didn’t grow up going to many fast food chains before taco bell apparently closed all its doors in the surrounding area!

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      34 days ago

      Send me your address and I’ll throw a bunch of their shit in a ziplock bag and mail it to you. Trust me it doesn’t go bad.

    • @Rekorse
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      34 days ago

      The crunch wrap is for taco bell fans who got tired of their tacos, don’t start there!

      Get a soft shell, hard shell, and a crunch wrap and eat them in that order. You also have to get a mountain dew Baja blast as thats taco bells own flavor.

      • @FeatherConstrictor
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        13 days ago

        Oh wow thanks for the guidebook! I’ll try to remember that. And the other suggestions I’ve recieved.

        Not sure how I’ll eat all of it 😅

        • @Rekorse
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          110 hours ago

          If you are pretty hungry thats all doable for sure! For like an average size meal I’d do one crunchwrap or three tacos.

          They let you add on pretty much whatever too so I just pick the cheapest tacos and burritos and make them supreme myself. I get a bean and rice burrito, fresco (replaces dairy and meat with pico de gallo), add fries/potatoes inside, add jalapeños, and lettuce. Comes up to like 3.50 or 4.00 for it.

          All the other fast food places prices around me make taco bell look like a fantastic deal, I’ll say that.