owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square25fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSusagalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·edit-22 months ago(I love when I get to post these joke chains) How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back. How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge. How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard. How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out. How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut. How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThe whales one took me a second!
minus-squareRisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWell if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 months agoThink of countries in the UK And M4 is a highway, not a tank
minus-squaredch82@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoSevern bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales
(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.
The whales one took me a second!
Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.
Think of countries in the UK
And M4 is a highway, not a tank
Ah, thanks.
Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales