101 to Microblog [email protected]English • 4 days agoJD Vancefeddit.orgimagemessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down118file-text
arrow-up11.12Karrow-down1imageJD Vancefeddit.org101 to Microblog [email protected]English • 4 days agomessage-square126fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 days agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-square@Famous_Anus_CookieslinkEnglish1•4 days agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-24 days agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
I don’t get it
JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
Yeah, you’re right.