Gollum to [email protected] • 9 hours agoSo much lovefeddit.orgimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down187
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•8 hours agoAren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
minus-square@zarkanianlink1•2 hours ago Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you? Only if you’re a downtown man.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•8 hours agoOoooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•7 hours agoI doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
Only if you’re a downtown man.
I’d choose the uptown bear
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.