Troy: “Lemme ask you something. People been clowning me about this jacket since I got here. But, if I take it off to make them happy, that just makes me weak, right?”
Jeff: “Listen, it doesn’t matter. You lose the jacket to please them, you keep it to piss them off. Either way, it’s for them. That’s what’s weak.”
Troy: “Whoa. You just wrinkled my brain, man.”
I forgot how to link subs again so pretend this works and that the sub exists on Lemmy !c/[email protected]
For links you can just drop the c/ and it should work [email protected]
Although if you’re just using it as a joke hashtag you prob don’t need the domain at all and just the c/fuckxavier makes the point for you
Anybody (of any gender) that perfomatively does something solely out of spite is toddler core.
“My girlfriend told me she doesn’t like mullets so I got a mullet lol”
“My dad says I’m not allowed a tattoo so now I want one even more!”
Toddler core.
So what happens if a creep says he loves her short hair? Shaved bald? Then what happens if a creep says he loves her bald head?
Then she’ll have to grow it all back. It’ll take time, but sometimes getting the perfect spite just takes time.
Yall this is pretty fucking weird…
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
uptown girl
She’s been living in her uptown world.
I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
Bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white-bred world
That spelling really changes the vibe
And yet it probably actually doesn’t.
Oh Jesus God
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
I’d choose the uptown bear
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
People believe this shit?
I can’t find the reference but the picture is from a stylists’ website.
It’s just ragebait.
I fucking hate ragebait. It makes me rage just thinking about it.
Lol
You don’t understand. A simple compliment about something that obviously takes a lot of work is TRAUMATIZING! Tune in tomorrow when she tries to get her revenge via HR and they politely tell her to seek employment elsewhere because they don’t want none of her kind of crazy, and she follows up with a post about being unfairly cancelled.
I’m pretty sure the girl in the picture had nothing to do with with the batshit stupid captions. As I understand it, the pic was taken from a stylists’s page.
Oh I am too. I thought the ridiculousness of the whole thing made it obvious I’m joking.
Oh I got it. Was just adding on.
GD it, ya got me o7
What is the point of making up contentious stories? Just say you got a haircut. I guess getting people to comment is the point, which evidently works. I hate this version of the internet.
“I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut”
Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline… Nobody “just does stuff” anymore. All of life’s banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?
Ah yes, the absolute violator move of telling someone they have nice hair. I hope she survives such a harrowing assault.
Followed by a “menacing commentary on the weather”
The fact that this is perceived as a joke, maybe.
This is funny?
I love that new hairstyle for her! I don’t think everyone can pull it off, but it looks great.
Short hair is not her friend
Nah, it’s cute on her
Either is cute
fuck xavier
What was the lore about this again? I know there was papalu before, but did people think the account got hijacked or what?
No, someone just started pasting Xavier over Pakalu Papito’s tweets.
Oh wow, weird how successful it’s been. I never see the real name anymore
If I know something from reddit, it is fuck Xavier and appreciate pakalu papito
Fuck Xavier. Long live Pakalu Papito.
Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.
oof
That’ll show him!
