Wait until I tell them about Randy from Mars Hill that wandered in and ate a jar of jalapenos.

Or the sorority sisters that peed outside my tent

Or the feral dogs that attacked me on two different occasions

Or peeing myself when I surprised a bear

Or tumbling down into a holler and having to climb my way back up in the dark

Or meeting a very lovely lady while I was bathing in a pool under a waterfall

Or finding a dead body

Or my cousin falling off a bridge into a creek because he was drunk

Camping is awesome :)