• UrPartnerInCrime
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    3 days ago

    I used to work as a life guard when I was younger. I didn’t give a shit about kids running around the pool. It’s my job to give them bandages when they scrape their knee. It’s not like I’d rather be looking at the pool. Plus there would usually be a hot sibling or mother so I’d take advantage and shoot my shot while doing it, it was a nice break.

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      3 days ago

      Comparing a lifeguard to stocking shelves at a grocery store, that’s a fucking reach lmao.

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        3 days ago

        Hey I did my job with great praise

        I’m just saying it’s the same premise. Yeah mine is more extreme, but that was the point. I could have picked a more fun and less serious job I’ve had, but I picked that one to show how dramatic it can be.