• Naz
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    4 hours ago

    That’s great! We offer competitive rates for your time, for instance, our Platinum plan can offer you up to 34% of what your time is actually worth on the open market, but due to your weak resume with gaps in employment history and the fact that you don’t have a doctorate for this entry level position, I’m afraid that the most we can offer you is a Silver plan, at 18% of your market value.

    That is of course before you factor in the mandatory taxes and assays affording to relevant state laws and… how does federally required minimum wage sound?