The gift needs to be able to come off as a genuine gift so there’s some plausible deniability…
Edit: Just so it’s clear, this is purely hypothetical. I just thought of the idea and thought it would be funny to see what a random person on Lemmy might think. This isn’t a serious request and none of the suggestions will ever actually be used.
My goodness, she sounds like a monster. Continue doing your best to protect the granddaughter please.
We’re all estranged because I seriously cannot take this family. Thankfully granddaughter won’t put up with it.