• theonlytruescotsman
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    16 hours ago

    My dude if your or anyone’s eyebrows grow 90% in 5 days you need medical help. Then again you wouldn’t get it in the US and a radical monobrow disease might be enough to make someone expertly plan a hit and then completely fuck up everything else.

    • explodes@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      It’s not like the first photo was high quality. Compression could have easily removed several standalone hairs. I just don’t think this is damning conspiracy evidence like you think it is.

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      15 hours ago

      Tell me you’ve never met anyone from around the Mediterranean without telling me you’ve never met anyone from around the Mediterranean.

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        14 hours ago

        Nah. They grow about twice as fast as back hair. Back hair is maximum 1.5 millimeters a week, eyebrows are max 3 millimeters in 5 days.