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It’s not like we jump up and yell our intent at other times.
Like, when guests arrive at a planned dinner, we don’t yell “eating”
When we’re getting ready to go for a walk, we don’t jump and yell “exercise”.
However, it is still a wise idea to yell surprise when you’re doing something unexpected, like butt sex. Or any surprise sex at all. I often yell out surprise five or six times during sex, just because I want to make sure my partner knows it was an accident. She orgasms, “surprise!”.
It’s not like we jump up and yell our intent at other times.
Like, when guests arrive at a planned dinner, we don’t yell “eating”
When we’re getting ready to go for a walk, we don’t jump and yell “exercise”.
However, it is still a wise idea to yell surprise when you’re doing something unexpected, like butt sex. Or any surprise sex at all. I often yell out surprise five or six times during sex, just because I want to make sure my partner knows it was an accident. She orgasms, “surprise!”.
Hahahahaha, thanks for the chuckle.