• Imgonnatrythis
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    1 month ago

    I make paper fly farther everytime I bring my briefcase on an international flight you losers.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      The atoms that went into the paper that made my plane originally were blasted out of a supernova at relativistic speeds billions of years before becoming part of the cloud of dust and gas that coalesced into the Earth, which eventually developed life, which evolved into trees, some which were eventually chopped down and pulped and turned into paper, and then I took one of those pieces of paper and folded into a paper airplane and got on the same flight you did but I win because I FLEW FIRST CLASS, BITCH.