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Ready player one.

That has to be one of the cringiest movies I’ve seen, is tries so hard, too hard with it’s “WE LOVE YOU NERD, YOU’RE SO COOL FOR PLAYING GAMES AND GETTING THIS 80S REFERENCE” message and the whole “corporation bad, the people good” narrative seems written for toddlers… The fan service feels cheap and adds nothing to the story.

Finally, they trying to make the people believe that very attractive girl with a barely visible red tint spot on her face is “ugly”… Like wtf?

Yet it received decent reviews plus being one of the most successful movies of that year.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    7 days ago

    I enjoyed the first movie; The “I hear you have struck my son.” scene sold it for me; if the movie was perfectly cliche that scene would have ended “Sorry sir, it’ll never happen again!” while a red laser dot is wiggling up his chest and then Viggo says “I know.” and we hear a gun shot through the phone. No, that “He stole John Wick’s car, sir; and he killed his dog.” “Oh.” It was a fresh helping of big Hollywood action movie. And for a big improbable ridiculous one man army action movie, it still had some restraint. It was at least a little grounded.

    The second movie went right up its own ass. So, literally everyone everywhere in the world is a secret underground contract killer? I haven’t seen…I saw a thread about “there probably won’t be a John Wick 5 because Keanu’s knees” so 3 or 4. I enjoyed the first one.