• Susaga
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    5 days ago

    I don’t remember vanilla tasting like arse.

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      5 days ago

      Vanilla is an exotic orchid seedpod steeped in alcohol to extract its flavor. Gale is just plain. Its like if sugar was an ice cream flavor.

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        5 days ago

        Gale is neither plain nor exotic. He’s an arse. His flavour is arse because he is one.

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        5 days ago

        Except Gale’s also pretty high on his own supply and emotionally an incel teenager. I mean yea he can get better but like the guy is all red flags especially with how easy it is to get him to do all the wrong things just so he can get revenge on the girlfriend HE “cheated” on. The rest of the rant is spoilers but if you know, you know. Gale kinda sucks and having to be constantly told to do the right thing doesn’t make him attractive even if he does mostly listen.

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          5 days ago

          I know all the Gale criticism is true, and unfortunately he just pushes all of my most dysfunctional buttons. I can fix him 😭