Whoa whoa whoa whoa…whenever I talk about how humans are the weirdest species thats ever existed, I always include this line:

“Like, you don’t see bears out in the wild, hunting down live mice, which are then kept alive and used for the sole purpose of the bear shoving the live mouse up it’s own butthole for sexual gratification. Bears don’t do that. No animal does that. Only humans have been known to shove a mouse up its own ass just to feel it scurry around inside them.”

That line usually gets equal amounts of cringe and laughter. But it proves my point about how weird humans are.

And now you’re like “uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…hey, let’s use a raccoon!”