Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.world · 3 days agoKansas Tuberculosis Outbreakmessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down15file-text
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minus-squareatzanteollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81arrow-down1·3 days ago“The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”
minus-squareDonjuanme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 days agoIf it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoIf that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoFor really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.
minus-squareGammelfisch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days ago…and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.
“The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”
If it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.
If that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.
For really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.
…and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.