Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months agoTrolley problemimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1598arrow-down124
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minus-squareSteve DicelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoSo you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.
minus-squareAshelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoWell, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.
minus-squareSteve DicelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoYou need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.
So you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.
Well, no.
In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.
You need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.