• BrundleFly2077
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    If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

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      What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

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          What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

          And then trump spontaneously combusted.

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          “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

          THANKS, OBAMA!

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        They’d go after Sam Raimi and the Roma.

        Edit: Alex Jones #Predictive Programming