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    The government lacks object permanence. Once they send the letter and it arrives, do NOT return it or the government will remember that you owe taxes for your vulva-scented candle scheme that went tits up because Gwyneth Paltrow, that bitch, stole your idea when you mentioned it in passing at the lip-thinner emporium. Just burn it like your stock of 10,000 candles, and the government will be none the wiser