Couple of days late, but good!

The day of, we had a household only dinner. Steaks, the first ones we’ve had in years. Me and my wife exchanged cards and memes all day.

The day after, her gift for me arrived.

Nicely wrapped, in a pretty package, with a card that said “for everything you do, you deserve so much more.”

Inside was a dick. A chocolate dick. For me to eat.

And that, folks is the kind of thing that made me fall in love with a damn yankee :)