And there’s the ones who made the other spelling mistake:

Dera Santa,

I hope you and your imps are well. I have been revolting this year, talking back to my teachers and asking the priest questions that make him squirm. Please send me a pentacle stencil and some black candles. My mom said I could have an emotional support demon if I summon it myself. She’s going to be so surprised!

Your friend in freedom,

Lucas