TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoYour boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]lemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down15
arrow-up1413arrow-down1imageYour boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]lemmy.worldTheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareWoodScientistlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 month agoApply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer’s front window.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoOK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoI always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoInstructions unclear. Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou just spell ‘sandwitch’ anyway you want baby, and the good lord will provide.
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Apply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer’s front window.
OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.
I always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.
Instructions unclear.
Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.
You just spell ‘sandwitch’ anyway you want baby, and the good lord will provide.