He wakes me at 5am every day because he slams stuff really loud. He doesn’t even have work early he just wake up at 5am and stays home all day.

Should I do revenge on him and slamm stuff at 12 am when I go to sleep

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    19 hours ago

    Step 1 piss

    Step 2 freeze it

    Step 3 ???

    Step 4 Profit

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      19 hours ago

      I will pee in a plate and freeze it. thank you for the excellent idea.

      Also I would like to purchase some fart spray. He is a dumb idiot and leaves his crap in the common area which is a fire hazard. I want to disfigure it.