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    The only appropriate tool to test whether billionaires are made of cake.

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      1 month ago

      You are of course completely wrong about that…There’s also slicing off small pieces until you prove that none of those pieces were indeed cake.

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        A skilled operator could easily use it as a deli slicer. One could even use fancy blades for flare and variety.