• Jiggle_Physics
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    2 days ago

    I’d fight a gorilla, and win.

    It would be a gun fight, from a distance, but a fight none-the-less, and I guarantee you, I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

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      I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

      Insert Planet of the Apes intro.

      • Jiggle_Physics
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        Pshhh, those idiots gave that chimp the ak and then stood right there making a scene of it, the chimp happened to decide to pull on the trigger and the gun started firing off randomly. None of them got shot either. That gorilla is fucked.