• Iamsqueegee
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    19 hours ago

    Y’all already lay in bed awake at night thinking about that cringy thing you did when you were in middle school. Yeah, that thing. Y’all want lifetimes of that?

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      18 hours ago

      “Hey Carl?”

      “Yeah, Mikey?”

      “Remember when we-”

      “No, and I don’t want to.”

      “Inostrancevias, Carl. We were inostrancevias. And you-”

      “Goddamn it, Mikey, I told you I hate remembering this.”

      “Haha! Yeah. You did. So, like, we were inostrancevias, it was like 260 million years ago, and you - haha! - you managed to choke to death!”

      “Shut up.”

      “On a rock! Because you thought it was a small animal! Haha!”

      “…I hate you so much.”

      “Ever wonder what that rock reincarnated as? Eh?”

      “I’m leaving.”