schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1335arrow-down18 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1327arrow-down1external-linkNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square77linkfedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square_corelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoI’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.