Laver0n@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agoPenis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down125file-text
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squarePenis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?NSFWLaver0n@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareshartworxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·2 years agoNo. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
minus-squareTippon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoA dozen or so? Bloody hell, you must have a long forearm…
minus-squareAmbiorickx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoNah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.
No. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
A dozen or so? Bloody hell, you must have a long
forearm…
Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.
You wound me. I’ve been wounded.