Sherri Tenpenny is no longer a licensed physician after airing fringe comments and ducking investigators.

  • EmptyRadar
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    2211 months ago

    Damn they won’t make me magnetic? That would be useful, I could avoid dropping screws and bits every time I do a project.

    • Frog-Brawler
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      1811 months ago

      I was hoping to be able to take down the X-Men soon, but this bitch lied to me!

    • Carighan Maconar
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      411 months ago

      Yeah I was about to say, can I still go back for a shot that’ll make me magnetic? 😁

      • @[email protected]
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        411 months ago

        My cellphone carrier hasn’t rolled out 5G service yet. I was disappointed when I got the vaccine and was still stuck on LTE.

      • tal
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        11 months ago

        I imagine that in Sherri Threepenny’s claimed world, it’d be kind of like magnet fishing – you’d wind up covered in metal shavings and little pieces of metal picked up as you traveled through your daily environment.

        • AFK BRB Chocolate
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          111 months ago

          That would honestly be hysterical. And you wouldn’t ever want to go to the beach, as anyone who has ever played with a magnet in the sand knows.

    • @LetterboxPancake
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      111 months ago

      It would really suck if you needed to get an MRI though.