@[email protected] to [email protected] • 11 months agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-square96fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down19
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•11 months agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•11 months agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”