Me when I secretly watch my neighbor riding her bike (her chain was rusty and squeaky so I oiled it up when I applied oil to my own chain but I didn’t tell her).
I know it’s weird as shit but I couldn’t hesitate. However I can’t possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I’ll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
“Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn’t sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?”
Me when I secretly watch my neighbor riding her bike (her chain was rusty and squeaky so I oiled it up when I applied oil to my own chain but I didn’t tell her).
Equal parts wholesome and creepy 👌🏻
I know it’s weird as shit but I couldn’t hesitate. However I can’t possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I’ll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
Good for you, Hank. Glad you helped your neighbor out.
I love it when Hank sprays chains
Hank the lube guy
https://imgur.io/dUCUhvo?r
Don’t get me wrong, you did good.
…and it was weird. Would do it again tho.
“Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn’t sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?”
Might even make a friend that way
“wholeepy” or “creepsome”