• @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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        310 months ago

        I’ve seen the beanserts bare man, I’ve breathe the beantain air man.

        I’ve traveled and had my beans man.

        I’ve bean everywhere.

        • @gravitas_deficiency
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          310 months ago

          I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t beanlieve: attack beans on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beans glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like… holding… your poop in.