I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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      1010 months ago

      I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You’d never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.