" What is Community College? Well, you’ve heard all kinds of things. You’ve heard it’s “loser college” for young people who couldn’t make the cut at a university.
It’s “halfway school” for twenty-something dropouts, crawling back to society with unskilled tails between their legs.
A tax-funded self-esteem workshop for newly divorced housewives piecing together shattered identities,
And old people hoping to keep their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity.
That’s what you’ve heard. However:…
I wish you luck!!"
Is the unusual use of biweekly being typed as by-weekly a show reference? I’ve never watched more than a few episodes to know. If not, then you might want to edit that
WhaT?!.. Pffttt, ppshhh… I Totally knew that… The Title always said BiWeekly