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    • Awoo [she/her]
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      2810 months ago

      It’ll only leave a few tens of thousands of people with dodgy brain implants that the manufacturer no longer offers support for and has discontinued updates on.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          1110 months ago

          I wonder how long it’ll be until someone bombs that kind of place. “They’re literally putting brainwashing chips in people’s brains” seems like serious propaganda fuel.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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          Inevitabilism is self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit.

          The “metaverse” seemed inevitable to media hype and inevitabilists like yourself until it went over like a wet fart. Maybe something like either thing will take over one day, but smugly telling people something is inevitable is less than useless.

          EDIT: I originally deleted this comment because I thought maybe I was wrong and that you were just talking about the inevitability of credulous trend-chasing consumers trying to get superpowers with this junk, but it seems you do fully buy into it. cringe

            • grazing7264 [they/them, comrade/them]
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              brain chips are inevitable. They will eventually be safe and useful enough that people will use them.

              Nah that’s basic biology

              Judging an entire concept in perpetuity based on a single, early implementation is beyond short-sighted.

              What do you think about the Soviet Union and CYBERSYN? LOL

              You sound like early Internet skeptics.

              You’ve inherited a Marvel™ soy version of Calvinism, we are historical materialists, not luddites. We just understand why you’re repeating what you’ve heard elsewhere. I.e

              • The Internet (now, brain chips, etc) will be a liberatory force and cause a great awakening

              Lol no it just reified existing relations to production. The superstructure maintains and shapes the base, not the other way around.

              In the end you’re just waiting for a tech breakthrough to solve climate change without drastic changes to production and labor relations the same way evangelicals are waiting for the second coming of Jesus. The world doesn’t work like that. There is no horizon.

              Nothing changes unless you’re operating collectively in the material world and using scientific methods to correctly understand preceding actions and to correctly determine immediate and future actions.

              The irrelevant take on brain chips is based on a bare minimum of historical analysis and a respect for relevant fields like biology, economics and history. They are a dead end for the relevant future, i.e the next 100 years max before climate change reverts and deteriorates global modes of production to the point that brain chips continue to be totally irrelevant and probably at that point, impossible to produce.

              Liberals believe in infinite growth the same way evangelists believe in God, zero connection to the real world.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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                  As respectfully as possible,

                  Stop that false polite smarmy shit.

                  I know you want your chip treats and you want them now, but they’re not coming any faster by being Reddity here.

                  I’m a full leftist

                  doubt

                  This hivemind

                  SUCH A FULL LEFTIST

                  Detach your mouth from the footwear of your corporate billionaire overlords and stop proselytizing about the inevitability of techno rapture and maybe you’ll fool some people, bootlicker.

                  “Zero connection to the real world”, Christ, the irony.

                  Your irony, bazinga brain.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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              I get it, you want brain chip treats.

              Don’t expect people to cheer them on, especially if they’re owned and operated by companies ran by my-hero and/or lord-bezos-amused . Also, the heat death of the universe is inevitable too; what’s your point about that?

              They will eventually be safe and useful enough

              doubt

              I don’t buy into your empty faith in exploitative techbro bullshit inevitably leading toward nicer and kinder things; some technological things can and do get worse over time, especially software, and I don’t see how brain chips from the same techbros would be any less exploitative when capitalism requires growth mandates and that means more exploitative systems and more hostile practices over time.

              https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2023/02/01/enshittification/

              Judging an entire concept in perpetuity based on a single, early implementation is beyond short-sighted.

              Assuming it is both inevitable and will totally be nice to you and give you neat powers is escapist wishful thinking without material analysis.

              You sound like early Internet skeptics.

              You sound like a credulous NFT investor, complete with the “this is INEVITABLE” chanting and the “everyone will bow to this eventually and praise it” wishful thinking.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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                  310 months ago

                  Be as passive-aggressive as you want, “buddy,” but you’re making unsubstantiated claims, trying to chant them into existence for your own personal need for brain chip treats, all while ignoring the downsides of the current economic system and consequent technological trends, especially enshittification.

                  and understanding technological trends

                  You don’t.

                  You keep saying “inevitable” like society has a “science bar” that builds up over time like a Civ game, where it’s only positive upward changes.

                  I don’t see why it’s so offensive to you

                  Now you’re trying concern trolling. It’s weak Reddit shit. Stop that.

                  Lay off the assumptions for half a second

                  You first, “IT’S INEVITABLE, THE CHIP TREATS WILL BE GOOD AND YOU CAN’T STOP THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM” true believer.

                  there are actually nuanced and valid perspectives in the world

                  And yours is not one of them.

                  Relax, it’s okay.

                  More concern trolling and passive-aggressive smarm won’t get you your chip treats any faster.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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          1610 months ago

          I’m sorry you feel that way

          smuglord

          I don’t think there’s any way to prevent it.

          There was no way to prevent Google Glass from being everywhere 10 years ago, until there was.

          It’s going to happen eventually.

          Things that are supposedly inevitable are not necessarily things people have to look forward to if they are shit. newsflash-asshole

            • silent_water [she/her]
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              910 months ago

              direct energy? I’ll let it melt adopters brains the same way it melted a bunch of monkeys’ brains and continue not thinking about it. and if anyone tries to push me to get one I’ll tell them to pound sand. no way in hell am I giving a corporation direct access to my brain for literally any reason. we live under capitalism - the only version of any product that will ever get produced is the one that makes the capitalists money. move fast and break things isn’t exactly reassuring when it comes to the only brain you’re ever going to have.

              • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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                710 months ago

                That tech cultist probably sees people getting damaged or killed by brain chip treats as some reasonable cost for some magic tech outcome later, “INEVITABLE” and all that, the way that tech cultists see Tesla crashes as always improving the technology somehow.

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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                    410 months ago

                    But they said they were a leftist.

                    They have no fucking leftist goals or ideology to show, but billionaires will do leftist things INEVITABLY, right?

            • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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              810 months ago

              Oh sure. I’m just saying it’s only a matter of time.

              I saw your other posts. You really really want your headchip treats and are trying to make them appear faster like some kind of The Secret manifestation mantra.

              It’s easier to direct energy than stop it.

              Under capitalism, the “directed” energy is the whims of the ruling class, and your chip treats are likely to only be made more oppressive, mandatory to get and maintain jobs, be more surveillance laden in the way Amazon “fulfillment centers” already are, and with worsening subscription mandates and punitive measures for people that can’t pay up.

              Your wishful thinking would be quaint if it wasn’t ruinously naive and based on faith in the ruling class because you really, really want the cyberpunkerinos to come true, faster.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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                  210 months ago

                  Reddit’s /r/Futurology cult beckons. You can chant “IT’S INEVITABLE” there all you like and pray for your billionaire masters to maybe pretty please make the brain chip treats uplifting instead of exploitative there.