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minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year agoAdulthood is when you realize the supermarket doesn’t carry your favorite bread anymore
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoGet bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you’re a baller at sandwich parties. “Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy’s bread everyone! What is it?” “Tiger loaf.” “I haven’t heard of that brand! Is it online?” “Oh, you…” girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped “I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany…” “Back iff, Becky. He’s mine.” “Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn’t mind his toast in the morning.” “Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild.”
minus-squareJaytreeman@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI think I’ve met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She’ll know what you mean when you spread it
minus-squareStuka@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThis is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.
minus-squareLetterboxPancakelinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up2·1 year agoDoesn’t work like that in Germany 😞
minus-squareguyrocket@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI think you can buy Wonder Bread at almost any supermarket.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoI take offense at this comment, as that description fits me perfectly.
minus-squarefne8w2ah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOr when you realise shrinkflation exists.
Adulthood is when you realize the supermarket doesn’t carry your favorite bread anymore
Get bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you’re a baller at sandwich parties.
“Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy’s bread everyone! What is it?”
“Tiger loaf.”
“I haven’t heard of that brand! Is it online?”
“Oh, you…”
girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped
“I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany…”
“Back iff, Becky. He’s mine.”
“Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn’t mind his toast in the morning.”
“Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild.”
I should buy a bread.
I think I’ve met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She’ll know what you mean when you spread it
cheesy slut
This is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.
Doesn’t work like that in Germany 😞
I think you can buy Wonder Bread at almost any supermarket.
can they legally call that bread?
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I take offense at this comment, as that description fits me perfectly.
Or when you realise shrinkflation exists.