“But it wasn’t out of evil, it was just practical!”

  • Throwaway
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    610 months ago

    I say this unironically, they need Jesus. They need something or someone to give them good morals, because whatever morals they have just aren’t working.

    • Nefyedardu
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      1910 months ago

      The terminally online don’t need Jesus, they need grass to touch.

    • @JamesStallion
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      1410 months ago

      I can’t think of anything worse than these shitty little zealots finding religion.

      • PugJesus
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        1010 months ago

        You’ve heard of CHRISTOFASCISTS… now prepare for… CHRISTOTANKIES!

    • @[email protected]
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      1110 months ago

      I always picture them as teenagers like 4chan trolls. Most of them will grow up hopefully.

    • Norgur
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      810 months ago

      No Jesus needed. Just install the emotional damage patch. It comes pre-loaded on a stick that is shoved… Well, you think of the install procedure yourself