• @jballs
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    309 months ago

    Link to the article (archived)

    #Brandon Hunter useless at 42# Story by Editor • 9/12/2023, 11:21:42 PM21h

    Former NBA participant Brandon Hunter, who beforehand performed for the Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic, has handed away on the age of 42, as introduced by Ohio males’s basketball coach Jeff Boals on Tuesday.

    Hunter, initially a extremely regarded highschool basketball participant in Cincinnati, achieved vital success as a ahead for the Bobcats.

    He earned three first-team All-MAC convention alternatives and led the NCAA in rebounding throughout his senior season. Hunter’s expertise led to his choice because the 56th general decide within the 2003 NBA Draft.

    Throughout his NBA profession, he performed in 67 video games over two seasons and achieved a career-high of 17 factors in a recreation in opposition to the Milwaukee Bucks in 2004.

    • @[email protected]
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      239 months ago

      Okay but when’s the last time you had 17 factors in a recreation in opposition to the Milwaukee Bucks, hmm?

        • @[email protected]
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          9 months ago

          You get an AI-generated tabloid piece.

          frickineh Useless at 39

          In a shocking revelation, 39-year-old Lemmy user, frickineh, has declared themselves “useless” despite being one of the most active contributors to the popular Lemmy.world instance!

          Though they’ve been on the platform for a mere two months, frickineh has already fired off a staggering 65 comments, giving every topic from 3D printing to gaming their two cents! But there’s a twist - this prolific commentator hasn’t yet taken the leap to submit their own posts.

          Sources close to the situation say that frickineh’s interests are as varied as they come. They’re not only a tech-savvy enthusiast, but they also have a penchant for the finer things in life, like cross-stitch and embroidery. The question on everyone’s lips is: How can someone with such varied talents feel “useless”?

          One insider told our reporters, “You’d think with all the knowledge on gaming, technology, and even embroidery, frickineh would be out there making waves. But instead, they’re here on Lemmy, dishing out opinions without sharing their own stories!”

          Will frickineh step up their game and finally make a post? Or will they remain the mystery commentator of Lemmy.world? Only time will tell! Stay tuned for more on this Lemmy legend.

          • @[email protected]
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            119 months ago

            Man, if you think I’m not good at posting here, you should’ve seen how much I didn’t post on reddit.

    • @jballs
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      159 months ago

      That’s some top notch obituary writing, AI.