• @PissinSelfNdriveway
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    519 months ago

    If you are a dude sit down to pee when you are home… feels weird for like a day but it is fantastic. No more trying to aim on the middle of the night while trying to close your eyes, no more rouge pee stream, just a like moment to sit and relax.

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      Rogue: deviant from the norm.

      Rouge: a shade of red.

      If your pee is rouge when you stand, you need to see your doctor.

        • @PissinSelfNdriveway
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          89 months ago

          I remember as a kid really being into eating drained.can beets soaked in vinegar… I ate enough in a day it turned.my pee slightly pink.

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            Your stomach acid is what breaks the color down. If you take a few antacids or a proton pump inhibitor before eating a bunch of beets, your urine will turn bright red.

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        Why you gotta try to impress people with all your dumb book learnin? Just use Normal people colors.

        Edit: no trailer Park boys fans here apparently

      • @PissinSelfNdriveway
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        99 months ago

        There is no way something I like doing is good for me, that just can’t be a thing.

        • PP_GIRL_
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          89 months ago

          Don’t worry bro, all the Bad Dragon dildos you shove up your ass more than make up for the health benefits you get sitting down to pee 😊

          • @PissinSelfNdriveway
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            69 months ago

            Jokes on you, I buy my doe’s from temu… i don’t have time to be saving up a months wages for a bad dragon, that’s like 300 MTN dew®

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      109 months ago

      I learned this lesson pretty quickly, once I started to have to clean my own apartment.

      • @PissinSelfNdriveway
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        29 months ago

        Haha exactly, no matter how careful you are you can’t stop a 3am wild pee fork.

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      79 months ago

      I do notice though that when trying to pee sitting, I don’t get everything out. A lot of times, I stand up afterwards and still get some more out

      • @PissinSelfNdriveway
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        59 months ago

        Ya gotta lean forward and give it a good jiggle before you get up and it is usually ok

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      59 months ago

      Some men feel emasculated by the idea of sitting to pee. Really guys? I wonder what goes on in the privacy of their bathrooms, when they’re pinching the proverbial loaf. Do they stand up to pee and sit to pass? Of course not. :: Sitting to pee is what you do if you want to keep the toilet area clean. You can be a big strong man and still be a sitzpinkler.

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        19 months ago

        I will play devil’s advocate and argue that it’s just more convenient the same way a urinal is convenient. Not sitting down saves time. That’s all.