• Captain Aggravated
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    119 months ago

    My mama’s got a tiny little diamond in her engagement ring. Dad offered to get her a bigger one, but she said no, let’s save that money for something more important. I believe that money got put toward a renovation of the house.

    Give me a girl like mama, whose got a tiny diamond and a solid home.

      • @bufordt
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        19 months ago

        Or better yet, get an artificial emerald. Green is prettier anyhow.