This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.
What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!
Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn’t matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.
The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.
“My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”
“Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.
“Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary”
the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface
Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary
What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!