[A cartoonish drawing of a buxom humanoid Medusa with her left breast exposed through her toga. Her hands point up towards her face as she says “Hey! Eyes up here, buddy”]
[A photo of a man with a mustache and grey hair wearing a black suit and tie, exaggeratedly craning his head back and widening his eyes in surprise.]
[The same photo of a man in a suit and tie, but in slate gray]
I remember when they invented porn in 2011, it was a wild week.