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    1 year ago

    DR: Have you recently been seeing another bagel, muffin, doughnut, or dessert pastry?
    PATIENT: That tart!! She told me she was gluten-free!
    DR: You’ll be fine. I’ll give you a few extra piping bags to take home with you. Nurse Baguette will now demonstrate how to properly use one.

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      Doctor: Good morning! How are you feeling today?

      Patient: Oh, Doc, I’m feeling a bit flat, and I’ve got a hole lot of problems.

      Doctor: Well, let’s not crumble under pressure. Tell me, what’s the whole grain of the issue?

      Patient: You see, Doc, I keep getting cream-cheesed off about my shape. I want to be more like a donut, all round and sweet.

      Doctor: Don’t worry, we can work on your self-esteem and inner filling. But remember, you’re unique, and that’s what makes you a bagelicious individual!

      Patient: Thanks, Doc. You’re such a dough-lightful therapist!

      Doctor: Anytime, my dough-lightful patient. Just remember, life is about rising to the occasion, one bagel day at a time!