For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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    “Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

    “It’s both.”