• Tar_Alcaran
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    8 months ago

    When I’m driving, there are 4 reasons to stop:

    • The tank is empty.
    • The bladder is full.
    • I’m so tired we’re all to crash and die.
    • The car is on fire and/or falling apart

    Unless one of these applies, we’re driving. And if a stop is required, there are zero acceptable reasons to extend that stop that are not on this list.

    Edit: “we’re there” is also a good reason to stop

    • @zaph
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      378 months ago

      On a recent road trip I discovered a new reason to stop. I saw a sign that said “drive a tank $99”

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        That doesn’t sound very enjoyable and seems a bit evil. The tank will hardly go a couple of meters before the bottom of the glass cracks and all the fish will fall out on the hot asphalt before suffocating to death.

    • @[email protected]
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      18 months ago

      Imma need a two-fer there, or it’s the side of I-whatever the fuck we’re on for 5 to 35 minutes.