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    erinsintra #animals that do not live up to their names

    • horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
    • peacock (has no cock)
    • sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
    • butterfly (does not contain butter)
    • jellyfish (not a fish)
    • cuttlefish (see above)
    • vampire squid (nota vampire)
    • bearded dragon (beardless)
    • bald eagle (is not bald)
    • sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat if you approach it)
    • ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
    • praying mantis (atheist)

    #animals that live up to their names

    • fly